Stretch My Hose Firefighter T-Shirt
Stretch My Hose Firefighter T-Shirt
Sometimes you just have to stretch your hose.
Made for firefighters who know exactly how this sounds — and aren't going to explain it. The Stretch My Hose Tee brings classic firehouse humor to a bold firefighter design that's guaranteed to get a few laughs around the station.
Featuring “Sometimes I Stretch My Hose in the Middle of the Night” with a fire hose and nozzle graphic across the back, plus the Salt, Smoke & Hose Co. mark on the front chest.
DETAILS
- Large firefighter humor back print
- Salt, Smoke & Hose Co. front chest print
- Lightweight cotton construction
- Modern classic fit
- Crew neck
- Available in Black, Charcoal & Navy
- Sizes XS–6XL
🔥 BUY 2+ SHIRTS — $20 EACH
Mix & match any two eligible Salt, Smoke & Hose Co. shirts. Discount automatically applied at checkout.
SIZE & FIT
Modern classic fit. For the best fit, compare these measurements with a T-shirt you already own.
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16" | 27" |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
How to measure: Lay a T-shirt you already own flat. Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit for width and from the highest shoulder point to the bottom hem for length.
SHIRT DETAILS
- Gildan 3000 Light Cotton T-Shirt
- 100% U.S. cotton*
- Modern classic fit
- Crew neck
- Short sleeve
- Tear-away label
- Printed to order
*Fiber content may vary by color.
For the ones who know there's nothing wrong with a little late-night hose stretching.