{"product_id":"stretching-hose-t-shirt","title":"Stretch My Hose Firefighter T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSometimes you just have to stretch your hose.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade for firefighters who know exactly how this sounds — and aren't going to explain it. The Stretch My Hose Tee brings classic firehouse humor to a bold firefighter design that's guaranteed to get a few laughs around the station.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing \u003cstrong\u003e“Sometimes I Stretch My Hose in the Middle of the Night”\u003c\/strong\u003e with a fire hose and nozzle graphic across the back, plus the Salt, Smoke \u0026amp; Hose Co. mark on the front chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge firefighter humor back print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSalt, Smoke \u0026amp; Hose Co. front chest print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight cotton construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eModern classic fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Black, Charcoal \u0026amp; Navy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes XS–6XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🔥  BUY 2+ SHIRTS — $20 EACH\u003cbr\u003eMix \u0026amp; match any two eligible Salt, Smoke \u0026amp; Hose Co. shirts. Discount automatically applied at checkout.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSIZE \u0026amp; FIT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eModern classic fit. 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